You want to watch Florida and Tennessee throw water balloons full of bleach at one another? Or maybe you'd prefer the Notre Dame-Michigan State Passing Clinic, so named because Passing will need all of the antibiotics after this game? There's Arkansas-Rutgers, Chuckie Keeton-USC, Wisconsin at Purd-no. Definitely don't pick that.
The answer to "what should I watch this afternoon" is Virginia Tech-Marshall, currently entering its third overtime. Neither team has scored in the first two. It's so gloriously bad.
This is your second open thread, and yes you should have gone for a walk instead today.