EDSBSGPS: WHERE T'INTERNET AT, WEEK 3

SPENCER HALL (ATLANTA): UCLA/Nebraska, NEW MEXICO/ PITT!!!!!, BC/USC, Bama/TAMU, IOWA PAIN BOWL, Vandy/SC, Wisconsin/ASU.

COMMODORE BUNKIE PERKINS III (TULSA): Will be searching for a friendly home with Longhorn Network to watch Texas-Ole Miss and to shield him from plague crickets.

RUN HOME JACK (NEW YORK): Louisville-UK, UCLA-Huskers, Cheaters From Alabama-Cheaters From Texas, Tennessee-Oregon, Washington-Illinois, Ohio State-Cal, Vandy-Cranky Spurrier, Wisconsin-Sparky.

TEXAS PRISONER NUMBER 188A-6672 (AKA THE FOX): Heading straight for Mexico because dammit those federals musta saw me on TV by now.