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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/13/2013

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LET'S GET FOXY, LUBBOCK

LUBBOCK CONTINUES TO BE STRANGER THAN IMAGINED AND ALSO FULL OF WILDLIFE

It'll take no fewer than seven hundred words or so to describe what happened in Lubbock last night, but a summary follows: a fox/coyote-thing loose on the sidelines, Gary Patterson refusing to talk afterwards about Dada officiating that helped give Texas Tech the game, Kliff Kingsbury losing his QB and still calling a game-winning TD throw with a freshman quarterback in, and much hesitant cursing in the stands as a result of college football's first genuinely bizarre game of the year. (Even more bizarre than what follows, and that says a lot.)

TULANE BEAT LOUISIANA TECH. Something that did not come as as surprise to some!

NEXT TIME GO OIL-BASED. LIKE, REALLY OIL-BASED. You might even want to consider tattooing the school colors on next time just to prevent this horror from gracing a television screen ever again.

HAWTNESS. Rodger took a look at Seventeen Magazine's ranking of OMG HOTTEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS and found that Seventeen should either consider never writing about football again, or should write about it all the time.

HAWTNESS, POSTPONED. SI hasn't got it up yet, but the OMG SEXCCSSXXX section of their Oklahoma State investigation should drop sometime this morning.

NEVER FORGET. Never, ever.

ETC: Morrissey has an autobiography, and he doesn't. HNNNNNGGGHHHHHHH Jaguars/Raiders gets the preview it deserves. This is what space sounds like 12 billion miles from the earth.