THE OLE MISS/VANDY ENDING WAS POETRY

Behold, all of the exquisite madness that was the last 1:30 of the Ole Miss/Vanderbilt game in Nashville last night in one screenshot of the crowd's reaction. A scene so beautiful in its insanity and disbelief that mere sentences are not enough. We need prose, we need verse, we need poorly constructed haiku.

Game winning touchdown
Incredulous hands on head
Ole Miss bro trolls hard

Jeff Scott's late TD
Are you fucking kidding me
You can blame Joe Tess

Bruce Wayne's first ball game
Not the hero Vandy needs
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

Random Buffs jersey
Is this the String Cheese pre-show?
Same old Barnett, bro

Attempts school spirit
Anchors permanently down
Let's go score some coke

Head firmly in hand
#FollowAdam_Jacobi
Vandy needs horses

Batman buys ticket
First game since Bane disaster
OH GOD NOT AGAIN

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