JUST A GOOD AG BOY

Manziel 1st half suspension "closes the book" on Manziel/autograph saga. NCAA acknowledges Manziel did not accept money, source said

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) August 28, 2013

[banjo, bass, and kick drum]

[Waylon:]

Just a good Ag boy

Got an arm and good feet

From here to Arkansas

Signs everything you ever saw

Without checks or receipts

Beatin' the Tide

With signature skills

Someday you might get him but Joe Schad never will...

CHECKIN' EBAYYYYYYYY

THE PRICES MAKE YOU FEEL ILL

THAT'S GONNA DIVE WHEN HE'S PICKED BY THE BUFFALO BILLS

Just a good Ag boy

Oil mafia dude

N-C-A-A's missed him, DDT'd the dang system like his name was Rick Ruuuuude....

[lyrics by @captainannoying)