ESSENTIAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL TWITTER ACCOUNTS

This is about the time of year that most places start coming up with lists of the best 25 or 50 or 2000 college football accounts on Twitter. Let's be honest: they're all attempts to inflate the egos of people who already have overinflated egos, ourselves included. We're not going to do that, because we're about two things: quality and efficiency. (STOP LAUGHING.) So, purely as a matter of public service, we bring you the Seven Best Twitter Accounts You Should Be Following But Aren't.

1. @SilkySpurrier: Steve Spurrier, South Carolina Head Coach.

2. @PuntOfTheLitter: Will Hagerup, former Michigan punter.

3. @HorseInABoat: Skylark, the horse P.J. Fleck put in a rowboat and pushed out into the ocean.

4. @LeastMiles: Providing grammatically accurate versions of Les Miles quotes.

5. @DadeCountyJetSki: A fun and fan-oriented look into the world of Miami football from a major booster.

6. @E-Forde: One of college football's most notable journalists is also a respected underground hip hop artist.

7. @richrodipod: The sentient personal music device belonging to Rich Rodriguez.