You've almost made it. Month after month of non-football, pretending to care about your job and your family and baseball. All those times you turned to ESPNU and, for one feverish moment, thought it was back! Alas, it was just another replay of the Russell Athletic Bowl. And we won't talk about the incident with the cashier at Babies "R" Us. (To be fair, he did look a LOT like Mike Shula.)
But that's all about to be a fuzzy memory, obscured by a brand new shiny set of games. Just keep your head on a swivel, and make sure you get to next weekend unsca-
DAMMIT LANE. You can't defensive driving course your way out of everything, you know.