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BUD WILKINSON WAS A GREAT COACH AND A WEIRD TALKER

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OATMEEEEEEELLLLL

We cannot emphasize how strange Bud Wilkson's pronunciation of the word "oatmeal" is in this Quaker Oats commercial from 1959. Yes, we looped it to prove our point that Wilkinson may have been the vocal pattern model for Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech engine. No, the commerical is outdated, since eating that disgusting beige breakfast described by Bud Wilkinson really will get you to six feet tall and 190 pounds, which in 2013 would be a weight cut from the average American's standing bodyweight of 450 pounds.

P.S. What kind of a jacked up Oklahoma bakery abortion is this thing the poor urchin is reduced to eating?