[puts all three in giant human-sized sacks]
[puts sacks in unmarked windowless van]
[drives to harbor]
[puts sacks in shipping container]
[shipping container goes overseas to Bangkok]
[shipping container is placed on rail car to Golden Triangle]
[Sacks are removed somewhere deep inside Northern Laos]
[sacks are opened]
[Tom Osborne, sitting on a throne of skulls and smiling, welcomes three nerds to their new eternal hell in the heroin empire that made Nebraska football rich, and Osborne the Bone King of Five Horrible But Charismatic Countries]
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