ENJOY THE AMERICAN DREAM

Fireworks. Champagne. Collies made of phosphorescent fire. The EDSBS staff hopes you have it all this July 4th, and that you stay safe and only play with the legal kind of fireworks. (Do you have them in your possession? Then they are legal, and it's up to the cops to prove that, and good luck getting evidence out of that drain pipe we just filled with M-80s.)