AND I'M PROUD TO BE A FLORIDIAN
WHERE THEY LET ME BARK AT DOGGGGS
IT'S A RIGHT WE GIVE OUR CITIZENS
BETCHA CAN'T DO THAT IN PRAAAAGUE
AND I'LL GLADLY JET SKI
IN YOUR POOL
AFTER DRINKING EIGHTEEN BEERS
CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I'M FLORIDAAAAAAAAA
I GOT CHILD SUPPORT ARREAAAAAARS