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A MOMENT OF PRIDE

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MORE LIKE SUNSHINE GREAT AM I RIGHT GO GATORS

AND I'M PROUD TO BE A FLORIDIAN

WHERE THEY LET ME BARK AT DOGGGGS

IT'S A RIGHT WE GIVE OUR CITIZENS

BETCHA CAN'T DO THAT IN PRAAAAGUE

AND I'LL GLADLY JET SKI

IN YOUR POOL

AFTER DRINKING EIGHTEEN BEERS

CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I'M FLORIDAAAAAAAAA

I GOT CHILD SUPPORT ARREAAAAAARS