FREE 2013 SUN BOWL SHIRTS FOR ATTENDEES. ACC Kickoff is already underway, and you know it's still the offseason because someone said something positive about Ted Roof. If you're looking for something a little sexier, consider Big 12 Media Days:
There's a Mary Kay Prom at the B12 Media Days hotel. Related: The WVU segment will be starting late, if at all. pic.twitter.com/UNdqTCTuNb— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) July 21, 2013
MARIANAS TRENCH TO ACC? Arizona State has mad beef with the Grand Canyon, and it's possible we didn't read this story closely enough.
IT'S HEATING UP. Yes, things are already starting to get testy between Ole Miss and Vanderbilt, the South's Greatest Rivalry (If For Some Reason You're Really Focused On Who Finished Fourth In Either Division).
WILL MUSCHAMP IS A CYNIC. If you're going to suspend Antonio Morrison for at least two games, Coach Muschamp, how exactly do you want your players to discover if they're Dr. Dolittle or not? Are you prepared to bring various exotic pets into the locker room? (Because that actually would be pretty sweet.)
FOREVER AUSSIE. The Big Ten renews its vows with the Outback Bowl, and holy shit BLOOMINGTON ONION PROMO. We need you to win nine games and make that shit happen, Indiana. Don't fail us.