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OH YES! MT @flasportsbuzz: Dyron Dye has gone to the Coral Gables police to report the NCAA.

— Brody Logan (@BrodyLogan) June 3, 2013

The savory part about this is that the NCAA will finally break its teeth attempting to bit the implacable spiny hide of the most reptilian, unrepentant city in America. Oh, sure, you thought you had a good con, but then you went to Miami. Mark Emmert will wind up as the penniless bouncer at King of Diamonds before this is over, and live out the last of his days living on a derelict boat docked in Virginia Key.