THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/25/2013

COULD YOU MAKE THE NUMBERS LOOK MORE...FEARSOMELY GENERIC, WE GUESS?

A look at Nebraska's black jerseys that they'll wear for the UCLA game … pic.twitter.com/eNCHLfrYHf

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) June 25, 2013

We like that Nebraska's style points toward "labels on farm machinery," because if we think of one thing when we think of the state of Nebraska, it's "labels on farm machinery." (But seriously they're kind of awesome, as opposed to UCLA's uniforms for the game, which are nondescript variations on college football's most objectively beautiful uniforms.) Nebraska football, embrace the fearsome generic. Like a grinding triple option, it is your natural mode.

Look, they even made a video:

CORN SO HARD. Motherfuckers wanna grind me:

Nebraska football and TNGHT, together at last. (via)

COME ON, YOUNG MAN. The Klan hasn't had a march in Oxford since, like, 2009, (And it didn't go well.) For the 568th time remember that this is a very young person, and that social media allows people to learn the harsh lessons of public communication gone wrong in real time.

LOOKING GOOD, MOUNTAIN TYPES. Wyoming's new mountainscape turf looks lovely. (via r/CFB)

TERRIBLE RHETORIC IS EVERYWHERE. Because if you only tested them for weed, we'd prevent murders, because that's how adults really think about things. JESUS CHRIST.

ETC: Sue has the cheese-cutting game on lockdown. This He-Man figure really did smell awful.