Helmburg, who played for Marshall University’s baseball team at the time but wasn’t on the Thundering Herd’s 2013 roster, claimed Hughes became intoxicated and attempted to "shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck."
Better still, the portion of the lawsuit filed by someone against Marshall who was "startled" by the sight of a man drunkenly firing bottle rockets out of his ass has been dismissed. In summary: a member of the Marshall baseball team (not on the roster at the time, but whatever) fired small explosives from his anus, got it into one of the greatest URLs of all time (marshall-u-dismissed-from-bottle-rocket-shot-out-of-anus-lawsuit), and then having a legal authority basically say, "Well, that's something you could reasonable expect to see at Marshall University, and therefore ain't their fault.*" Marshall is winning ten games, and we need no further reasons why.
*Shut up with legal facts and opinions THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE JUDGE MEANT.