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THAT'S FINE, AND IS HEALTHY, BUT IF IT BOTHERS YOU THEN WE REALLY WANT TO POINT THAT OUT, ALABAMA

We're firmly gender-progressive at EDSBS. We don't care about the strictures of conventional male/female norms, and believe people define themselves in combination with their own unique, quirky DNA. A pink shirt never killed a man, and lifting heavy iron never hurt a lady. Androgyny is healthy. Just ask Big Red from Western Kentucky. He/she'll/it'll agree.

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WHICH BATHROOM DO I USE OH WELL I GUESS IT'S THE BUSHES FOR ME AGAIN

Nevertheless, it is fun to point out to Alabama fans that the team who beat you last year is the one with its own line of school-themed male cheerleader dolls. WOOP!

P.S. We also stand by the use of that boss-ass A-Frame Barbie house as a G.I. Joe base. Roadblock and Flint had been in the field a long time, and deserved a hot tub and some Aspen style in their lives.