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BURRITO ADVERSITY SAYS A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE

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OUR NATION'S NEW LITMUS TEST FOR TOUGHNESS

You're gonna have those times. Times of adversity. Times of struggle. Times when you don't think you can hold it all together. And yes, there are gonna be times when it all falls apart on you.

But like we've always said: a burrito doesn't build character. It reveals it.*

*Please let this lead to some burrito-themed teambuilding mantra for the 2013 Kansas football team. Suggestions include: "Black bean, one team, and hold the sour cream," "There's no I in Pico De Gallo," "Clear eyes, cheese farts, can't lose," "None of us is as tasty as all of us," "WE ROLL TOGETHER," "What a friend we have in tomatillos," "Pressure bursts pipes or makes diamonds--You choose, as long as you don't get the barbacoa because it's been on the steam tray a while," "Hot sauce is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice," "Are you a Pi-CANTe or a Pi-CAN?," "Let the chips fall where they may, because catching the burrito is the most important part and you didn't need those empty calories anyway," "Nacho cheese does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud," "You miss 100% of the ground beef you don't eat," and "BCS: Beef, cilantro, and SACRIFICE."

P.S. DON'T CARE THAT HE GRADUATED GIVE HIM ANOTHER YEAR OF ELIGIBILITY