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LARRY FEDORA WILL TAKE YOU ON A WILD RIDE, ELITE RECRUIT

This isn't your grandpa's lame-ass camp, bro. This is FEDORA'S FREAK SHOW SPONSORED BY STACKER 2 FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES FROM RASHEED WALLACE AND KOTTONMOUTH KINGS.

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Football shit? Hell yeah, we got football shit. But it's more than that. It's a Football Carnival of the Damned. You ready to get weird? Activities include:

- Ridin' on Coach Fedora's Can-Am (requires waiver signed by participant's parents)
- Getting kicked out of the grocery store for playing Naughty By Nature over the PA system
- "Chug And Tug," where two linemen drink a two liter of Cheerwine as fast as possible and then battle in tug of war
- Soup and salad with Dan Disch
- Messin' up some mailboxes, bro (special thanks to locally owned business and UNC supporter Boxes And Lockses)
- Ollies

And who knows what else? The Freak Show doesn't have some boring schedule (parents, please note that the camper pick-up area has been moved to Carmichael Auditorium this year).

You. Fedora. Chapel Hill. GET YOUR FREAK ON. DO YOU WANT IT? DO YOU NEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIITTT?