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The man above is known around small enclaves of college football and approximately 375 people on Twitter as Joey Jones, head coach of the University of South Alabama (USA! USA!) Jaguars Division I football program. According to this article, of those head coaches on Twitter, Coach Jones has the least number of people following him on the medium (HA HA JIMBO FISHER 2,739!!!). This needs to change. After all, HE PLAYED FOR THE BEAR PAAAWWLLLLL, and a man with such a pedigree should not be subjected to such indignation. Never mind that he hasn't tweeted since March 30th, building a program from the ground up takes time, besides, refraining from tweeting tasteless jokes about Mobile on a daily basis is hard and such restraint should be rewarded.
Therefore, I implore you, the EDSBS reader, follow Coach Jones. Do it for USA. Do it for America. Do it so Larry Coker is dead last. Do it.
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