MIKE VRABEL ENJOYS TINGLY FEELINGS

"@jenvrabel1: @coachvrabel50 The amount of Gold Bond you are using is seriously getting out of hand!" Luv the tingly sensation!!

— Mike Vrabel (@CoachVrabel50) May 29, 2013

Mike Vrabel entering coaching has been a blessing to us all. Also, we're not going to argue with him. Mike Vrabel likes Gold Bond Powder, dip, Red Bull, low-maintenance haircuts, beef jerky, and hard-hitting football. If that ain't America, you can kiss his ass. His well-powdered, currently tingling from all that triple-action goodness'd ass.*

*Do not ask Mike Vrabel what "triple-action" means unless you really want to know. It has nothing to do with football, and everything to do with your mother.