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Jay Harris was supposed to be the latest wide receiver Mark Dantonio didn't call plays for at Michigan State, but he's decided to leave college football behind and pursue a career as a rapper. The shame is that Harris and Dantonio didn't put their heads together and figure out a way for the young man to do BOTH. There was a whole Big Ten themed album just out there waiting to be made, and these are the potential chart-toppers we've lost out on as a result.
1. ILLINOIS - It Takes Two (Touchdowns To Outscore Us)
2. OHIO STATE - Failure To Monitor Was The Case
3. IOWA - I Got Five On It (The 3rd And 7 Song ft. Greg D. The Brain Obscene)
4. PURDUE - Puntin' Like My Daddy
5. MICHIGAN - Bonita Outbackbowl
6. PENN STATE - Money, Power, Respect
7. MINNESOTA - Welcome To The Errordome
8. WISCONSIN - Transfer Waiver In Your Ear
9. INDIANA - Slow Down
10. MICHIGAN STATE - 400 Carriez
11. NORTHWESTERN - Follow The Reader
12. NEBRASKA - Bo Money, Bo Problems