IT'S MARK AND HELL IS HOT

Jay Harris was supposed to be the latest wide receiver Mark Dantonio didn't call plays for at Michigan State, but he's decided to leave college football behind and pursue a career as a rapper. The shame is that Harris and Dantonio didn't put their heads together and figure out a way for the young man to do BOTH. There was a whole Big Ten themed album just out there waiting to be made, and these are the potential chart-toppers we've lost out on as a result.

1. ILLINOIS - It Takes Two (Touchdowns To Outscore Us)

2. OHIO STATE - Failure To Monitor Was The Case

3. IOWA - I Got Five On It (The 3rd And 7 Song ft. Greg D. The Brain Obscene)

4. PURDUE - Puntin' Like My Daddy

5. MICHIGAN - Bonita Outbackbowl

6. PENN STATE - Money, Power, Respect

7. MINNESOTA - Welcome To The Errordome

8. WISCONSIN - Transfer Waiver In Your Ear

9. INDIANA - Slow Down

10. MICHIGAN STATE - 400 Carriez

11. NORTHWESTERN - Follow The Reader

12. NEBRASKA - Bo Money, Bo Problems