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Michigan QB Russell Bellomy is out for the year with a torn ACL. For more detail on this story, we went to Wolverines Team Physician, Dr. Cheddary Stuffedcrust.

Thank you for meeting with us today, Dr. Stuffedcrust. First off, how long does the average rehabilitation for a torn ACL take?

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And what sort of limitations should we expect for Bellomy when he comes back? What's going to be the biggest challenge?

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Exactly what is the anterior cruciate ligament anyways?

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What developments in medical science have made it easier to detect or treat ACL injuries?

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Thanks again for your time, Doctor.

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