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HAS STEVE SPURRIER TAKEN HIS SHIRT OFF THIS SPRING YET?

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THE PUBLIC MUST BE INFORMED

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CONTRARY to what everyone else has reported using a picture from last year, there is no documented evidence Steven Orr Spurrier has taken his shirt off in spring practice yet. Winter will be with us for at least two more weeks, greens will be hard and bouncy for the next four, and we just won't be very good at much, dangit, for at least the next six weeks.

This message brought to you by the Steve Spurrier Shirtless Meteorological and Male Body Image Society. (Intensely watching Steve Spurrier and his behaviors in the wild since 1992.)