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WHO'S AFRAID OF MISSISSIPPI STATE? Mike Gundy, that's who. "Hey, but that story is about a lot more than valid concerns about schedul-" SHUT UP. Mike Gundy is a fraidy cat and that's where we are leaving it.
AUBURN IS GETTING FASTER. It's a work in progress, but man, once Gus Malzahn gets this baby up to 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit. (Spoiler: Gene Chizik is immortal and has looked and dressed exactly the same for 400 years. He was even Archbishop of Canterbury for a week or two, despite his weak record as Avignon Pope.)
KLIFF KINGSBURY IS THE POLAR BEAR'S TOENAILS. Just wait for the first Texas Tech upset loss/player arrested for drugs or weapons/any other excuse for a column about how this is a player's program and discipline and doing it the right way. Knowing all the lyrics to "Drive Slow" doesn't get you wins! Though it totally should, actually.
MACK BROWN, MAJOR AWARD WINNER.
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ETC. Get to offerin', Lane Kiffin. Oh, we're coming for your ass, underwater Kingdom of Atlantis.
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