YEAAAAAH WHAT HARVARD PRO DAY RAWWWWWWWK. PLAY THAT SPLINTER CELL ACTION SEQUENCE CUTAWAY MUSIC I-V-Y! I-V-Y!
We share this just to show that despite what you've heard, some people do manage to escape Harvard and go on to do things with their lives.
REASONABLE DISCUSSION TO FOLLOW. We are certain grown men and women can handle Jeff Davis discussing secession advice with Jim Delany AHAHAHHAHAA.
JADEVEON CLOWNEY, THE SEC'S ONE MAN MOTIVATIONAL POSTER. Tiny Richardson is down to his lowest playing weight ever thanks to the predictable "best offseason ever," and also because he, too, was scarred by things a very bad man from South Carolina did to him in a game situation. We really can't recommend the "turnovers on special teams and instant three touchdown lead" strategy against South Carolina enough.
DANA HOLGORSEN IS A SPANKER. It's the look of delight that makes it so special.
BRACKETOLOGY YOU CAN APPRECIATE. We disagree with a lot of the beer verdicts here, but mostly because when deciding between two regional beers we choose the place that's nicer for sitting outside and drinking beer. This is why Colorado wins, and places like Michigan and Illinois can suck it because seriously drinking beer at altitude is one of the few moments when you get confused and assume you're some kind of minor god.
YOU CAN'T SPELL HIS NAME WITHOUT "LOSS" IS APPARENTLY CATCHING ON. Texas fans may be starting to tire of their athletic director. Just a hunch.
EVERYTHING ONE MIGHT NEED TO KNOW: about Notre Dame's spring practices, including the surprising knowledge that the loss of Manti Te'o might not actually be that big a deal. (We'd worry a bit more about Golson developing into more of a passer, but Brian Kelly once strung together pieces of four QBs at Cincy into a ten win season, so we're not overly concerned.)
ETC: North Korea documentary on Youtube to blow the rest of the am? Why, sure.