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NC STATE RECRUITING IS A COMPLICATED MATHEMATICAL EQUATION

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PROOFS THAT RECRUITING IS A SCIENCE

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See, this is what happens when you take the restraints off of the recruiting process...without checks and balances, state schools in the ACC start using high level math and basic economic principles of supply and demand to draw in recruits.

If the personal touch of a handwritten note that is clearly just a photocopy with the name written in at the top doesn't draw the recruit in, the excessive capitalization, highlighting, underlining and use of phrases like "This place is sick, bro!" by a guy that looks like this will.

While this is the final draft that was sent out to various recruits, including our man Dexter, Coach Hughes went through several equation drafts before deciding on the one above.

Early NC State mathematical proofs included:

You + Me + (insert Hangover quote) = Wolfpack

E= T.O.B.²

North Carolina - admissions standards = NC State

An ostrich+ arm talent+ interceptions + inevitable Jacksonville Jaguars 1st round draft pick = Mike Glennon

NC State=(-Russell Wilson ±√(Russell Wilson² -4(Tom OBrien x baseball))/2 x Wisconsin)

Bill Cowher rejections - Tom O'Brien = Dave Doeren

Blowout losses to Virginia² + at home² = Music City Bowl²

Jimbo Fischer^(-Florida State coaching staff)=1/Jimbo Fischer^Florida State coaching staff

Florida State - NC State Thursday night games = BCS - Alabama

Randy Edsall = Ø

ACC + Big East = $

You = Ole Miss scholarship offer

Me + U = Us (Calculus)

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