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BOBBY PETRINO IS RECRUITING STRICTLY ON NAME TALENT

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DONKEY TEETH'S LETTER OF INTENT HAS YET TO BE SENT IN

Bobby Petrino imitates life, imitates art, imitates a Key and Peele sketch. Such is the early signing period for the Western Kentucky football team, as they welcome some splendid names into the Hilltopper fold.

You can't keep this fraud up forever, Bobby. We're not just going to play along when you claim to have signed fullback Colonel Mustard and linebacker Clifford Thebigreddog.