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BIG DUMB WILL MUSCHAMP FOOTBALL HOMECOMING

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WHY DOES EVERYTHING WE DO SUCK NOW WHYYYYYYY

Sam Greenwood

"If we put the football team in the back of a dump truck it'll reinforce our blue collar image, and not make people think about garbage or dirt." We have forty dollars on Muschamp forgetting about this completely, and then stealing a couple of trucks from some on-campus construction project at the last second. When they hit the end of the parade, Muschamp will just put it in park and leave it there yelling "PUBLIC DOMAIN" to anyone in earshot. Florida football is so utterly depressing right now and everything we do is bad. Go Gators.