LAFF RIOT, WEEK 10: HERE GO HELL COME

The story of Week 10, as told through the thumbs of a nation.

SOON (via USA Today Sports) pic.twitter.com/c3fdEDSJ8q

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 1, 2013

at some point it's not tailgating, it's just two 50 year old men in camping chairs drinking in a parking garage

— Lana Berry (@Lana) November 2, 2013

LOL Chris Fowler: "Not every Big Ten game do you say, 'Wow, I wanna see that one.'"

— Zac Ellis (@ZacEllis) November 2, 2013

Pretty cool that the BTN is talking about 70s-era America vis-a-vis OSU/Michigan. Hope they point out a Michigan Man pardoned Nixon.

— Denny (@dennymayo) November 2, 2013

Good luck against the Green Wave today to #FAU and interim head coach Rat Bitch.

— flubby (@flubby) November 2, 2013

The mechanical Gator at #UFvsUGA pic.twitter.com/xi4d59HlOj

— Scott Carter (@GatorZoneScott) November 2, 2013

That he always calls NIU "Kirk Herbstreit's Northern Illinois" is another reminder that Chris Fowler is the best in the business.

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) November 2, 2013

This gentleman called Kliff Kingsbury a "runway model." He's just a good ol' boy in comparison, obviously: pic.twitter.com/E7IQfyc4Cd

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) November 2, 2013

College Football Saturday. West Lafayette must be destroyed. Salt the earth, desecrate corpses & get out of there with ACLs still attached.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) November 2, 2013

Dammit, Jimbo. Wear your hat. At all times.

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) November 2, 2013

I want to put Art Briles's voice on French toast.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 2, 2013

@edsbs cosmopolitan sophisticates are okay as ADs, but they're too exquisite for the dirty work of shithousing rivals on the field

— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) November 2, 2013

@InTheBleachers Man, let’s hope. I appreciate a brisk, business-like game.

— Peter Berkes (@peterberkes) November 2, 2013

The Southern Miss football program is at the end of the "high school valedictorian goes to college and believes that 1 puff can't hurt" arc

— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) November 2, 2013

Iowa and Wisconsin manufacturing the ultimate "Nondescript Football Action That Plays On The TV In Your Hollywood Movie" reel.

— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) November 2, 2013

Nick Aliotti can't believe Danny Etling had the nerve to attempt a pass there.

— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) November 2, 2013

#FELDERSTRATOR RT @InTheBleachers: This is not proper blocking technique. pic.twitter.com/XByiFjt8ND

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 2, 2013

My current theory about NU football involves an elaborate psychological experiment on fandom or someone inadvertently insulting a mummy.

— BYCTOM (@BYCTOM) November 3, 2013

Reminder: Dancing after a touchdown results in an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty but shooting off 30 cannons inside the stadium does not.

— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) November 2, 2013

He's stuck like that. Jostle him a bit. RT @GatorZoneFB: Coach Muschamp with CBS' Tracy Wolfson at EverBank Field pic.twitter.com/5Fq17LP42L

— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) November 2, 2013

At Texas, we often struggle with cause and effect. #chickenfingers #vinceyoung

— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) November 2, 2013

Florida defense throws Scissors, Georgia throws Rock attached to Todd Gurley.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 2, 2013

Sparty radio announcers talking about an offensive touchdown like it's a comet.

— Toyota Jackson (@PancakeCatapult) November 2, 2013

If George Clooney could knock on the window of my Soyuz capsule right now I would find that helpful.

— mgoblog (@mgoblog) November 2, 2013

Seriously, Bret Bielema left Wisconsin and *then* got really fat. That's never been done before, ever. That's not how Wisconsin works.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) November 3, 2013

"We let the lion outta the cage, I guess." -- Mark Dantonio to Holly Rowe

— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) November 2, 2013

Michigan has played like six completely different football teams this season. Every one them would have made Bo Schembechler vomit.

— Sam Walker (@SamWalkers) November 2, 2013

Scamper? There was a Katamari of 18ppl in the end zone. MT @NU_SportsLIVE: TD Treyvon Green! His sixth rushing scamper of the year [...]

— Tom McGrath (@TCMcG) November 2, 2013

New strategy needed. MT @OU_Football: @B_Bell10 tells @FOXSports converting third downs & keeping Baylor's offense on field will be critical

— Travis Haney (@TravHaneyESPN) November 2, 2013

ARE YOU FUCK

— Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) November 2, 2013

BEAR

— Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) November 2, 2013

A DONNYBROOK

— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) November 3, 2013

There were 4 flags, 2 coaches and a cop on the field there at UF-UGA.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) November 2, 2013

Also Nebraska's backup QB is fat on a Lorenzen-esque scale, but he's in the books forever on that one.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 2, 2013

ANY LANDING YOU CAN WALK AWAY FROM #GODAWGS

— Caperton Gillett (@CapertonG) November 2, 2013

Well, it curved left. RT @slmandel: How does that happen? RT @Jake_Trotter: TCU misses a 62-yard FG in overtime. Had the distance, too.

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) November 2, 2013

Should NEVER wear ankle socks with khakis RT @BassinDawg: pic.twitter.com/tRvEdQecja

— Josh (@JoshuaBBlack) November 3, 2013

INTENSE watch going on for potential Gus/BERT midfield meeting. MAAAAKE OUT pic.twitter.com/klUGdcMqES

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 2, 2013

Hearing "you gotta play w/ some pride" is the worst. Pride ain't never made anyone actually good at anything. You either can or cannot.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) November 2, 2013

now, to figure out if i wanna hit a spot for florida st-miami. not until we see if we get a fracas in duval, tho. i like fracases.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 2, 2013

Mizzou fitting in SEC great! MT @TennesseeBeat: Swearing in Army Guards at half. Some crowd jeers at "I will obey orders of the President."

— Zhubin Parang (@zhubinparang) November 3, 2013

#Seminoles pic.twitter.com/TO26BzejmA

— Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) November 2, 2013

One of my favorite UM-FSU memories is Cortez Kennedy being restrained from punching that horse

— Dan Le Batard Show (@LeBatardShow) November 3, 2013

Going to credit my mom, Patricia, for telling me Jameis needs to get (or wear) contacts during 2nd qrtr of Clemson game.

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) November 3, 2013

@BarkingCarnival @TomFornelli @BryanDFischer @DanRubenstein You want a name that's the rapist villain on Law & Order, but WASPier.

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 3, 2013

I just realized I'm rooting for FSU to end the SEC's title reign. I'm an optimistic Berliner, and I hope these Russians are friendly

— Scott (@actioncookbook) November 3, 2013

Texas has a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float involved in Strength & Conditioning.

— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) November 2, 2013

just dawned on me i went all-in on jimbo fisher this weekend. i mean, i’d do it again, but that thought’s unsettling.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 2, 2013

FSU's the best team in Florida, but so were the Spanish and look how many titles they won.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 2, 2013

It is time. pic.twitter.com/MYJ5DeJcev

— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) November 3, 2013

I'm not certain A&M went three and out against Bama and we did against the Taco Longhorns. :(

— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) November 3, 2013

I bet Winston could have made that screen pass IF HE COULD SEE FIVE FEET IN FRONT OF HIMSELF

— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) November 3, 2013

Winston is now playing Mortal Kombat. Which isn't nearly as fun as the Immortal Kombat he seemed to be playing before.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) November 3, 2013

Famous Lasik

— Marc Hochman (@MarcHochman) November 3, 2013

That's why Chris Weinke wore a monocle.

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) November 3, 2013

When field goals feel like punts, or even turnovers on downs. #TexasTech

— Matt Zemek (@MattZemek_CFN) November 3, 2013

Wilder showing extreme versatility scoring TDs with midriff covered and uncovered

— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) November 3, 2013

FSU is fantastic. Miami is decent. I'm simply saying: This was a clash of titan. Singular.

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) November 3, 2013

Fresno State is like Space Mountain or The Matterhorn at Disneyland: a violent ride that you must be ready and willing to survive.

— Matt Zemek (@MattZemek_CFN) November 3, 2013