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EGGSGIVING IS THE TIME TO BE THANKFUL

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PLEASE REMEMBER TO BRINE YOUR MULLEN

God is good

God is trill

Let us thank him for Starkville

Bless the food upon our plate

Bless billboards that read "OUR STATE"

For Mister Freeze and Dr. Bo

For Houston Nutt hiding in the trees

Because he's hiding in the trees

He has a mansion in the trees

Because he's basically a huge squirrel

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Amen.