ORGERON'S MILLIONS

SEYDEY WANNA PAY DACOACHO BEAUCOUP DOLLAHS? IMMA BUY SOMUCHATHANGS WIFDATMONEYS!

FISHSMOKAH BIGGANUFF TO COOKA WHOLE NARWHAL. NARWHAL ISSA DA LEANEST OF DAFATTYSEACOWS! BESSAFOR BUILDIN DA LINEMEN WIFFA DINOSAURASSES. ANYBUDDY WHOASK ABOUTTA NARHWALMEAT YOU DONNAKNOW A THING! TELLEM YOU GOTTA HELLUVADEAL ONNA MANATEEMEAT ATTA FLOORDASUPAHMAKET. DEYSELL ENNYDANG THING ATTA FOOLION.

NOW COACH AINNOFOOH. AINGONNA SPENALLDISHEAHDOLLAS. SPONSIBLE COACH SAVEUPPA, SO GON POSIT A GOODBUNDA IN MAH BANKCOUNT.

BREEDIN' TRUCKS. DEMMA TRUCKS WIFFA BREEDINHIPS FORDAMAKIN' OFFA SUPAHTRUCK. GONNA NEEDTOBUYAH SEXYTRUCKAMUSIC TO SETTA MOODALOVIN' ANDABREEDIN'. DA SEXYTUNESAH C.W. MCCALL ANDA BOXCARWILLIE GONNA MAKEAH MEGATRUCK AH PREMIUMGORILLA PROPORTIONS. THREE MILESAGALLON AH BUST.

WHOLE MESSAH CRABSHOTSHELLS. WHATTA CRABSHOTSHELL, I HEEYA ASKIN'. DATTA GUN WHAT LOAD WIFFA SHELL DATTA SPRAY DATINYCRABS OUTLIKEA SPRAYAH. DEM LITTLECRABSTORMS FLY OUTTA DAGUN ANNAH GET YOU DEM BIG HEECRABS OUTTA DATSWAMP.

A WHOLE TRUCKFULLAH POTASSIUMS CAUSE AH DOCTOR TELL COACH O DAT ITSSA HECKA IMPORTANT. ALSO DA COACHO WANNA SEE WHATTA POTASSIUM LOOKAHLIKE, AND IFFA IT GOT DAT SMOOTHSILKYPELT LIKEAH KING NUTRIA. #PELTSWAG

BUY UPPADA MINIADGYER GOLFIN COURSE. NOT DO NO GOLFIN ON DAT DERE NO SUH. TIME FO KANG COACHO, KNOCK OVA CITAY HALL AND DEN KICK DAT CLOWN MOUF IN DA EYE HOLE.

A MESSA FELTIN' SUPPLIES. DA COACHO GOTTALOTTA STRESS INNACOACHIN' ANNA NUFFIN TAKEAWAYAH WORRIEZZ LIKEAH JOY AH HOMECRAFTIN'.

COACHO ALSOGON BUY SIX MEBBE SEBEN DOCTAH STRANGE COMICS AND SEDDEM TO LANE. LANE ALWAYS JIBJAB BOUT HOW HE DONE LOVAH DA STRANGE.

A BRANNA NEW CAR FOR EVRAH NEW RAKROOT. DISSA NOT AGAINST NCAA ROOLZ NOW CAUSE IT TECHNICALLY AINNA CAR IFFA YOU MAKE IT BY ADDIN' DA WATER TO A TINY SPONGE. DA NEW TOYOTA YARIS! ISSA CAR DASS EASY ON THE POCKET TWO WAYS.

KEEP DEM AEROPLANE WAY FROM KANG COACHO, FOR HE IS MISUNDAHSTOOD BEAST AND JUST WANNA EADDUP ALL THE JUJUBES IN PEACE.

COACHO WANNA WALLPAPUH A 'TIRE ROOM INNA LISA FRANK STICKUHS. CALL DAT DA MAGIC RUM. MAYBEE YOUWANNA ASK A COACHO: WHEREDA MAGIC INNA MAGIC ROOM? ANSAH, SAY COACHO: INSIDE AH EACHAH ONE AH US ALL ALONG.

FINALLEE A GIFT AH LOVE FOR DALADYCOACHO WHO STICK WIFFA COACHO FOR MANY AH YEAR. CAPTURE MAH LOVEANNADEVOSHUN INNA SINGLE IMAGE:

DISSA GONNA BE SO GOOD