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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/15/2013

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SKYLER. WE ARE THE DANGER. TO US, MOSTLY

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CONFIDENCE IS IMPORTANT.

Barry Switzer, born with the ability to summon a molotov cocktail into his hand at any time, anywhere.

SKYLER. It's better if you say it in Walter White's voice, which is appropriate because this weekend is Florida football's "Crawlspace."

WRECKED. That's a strong front page over at Shakin' the Southland, and a good breakdown of how to beat up some nerds on a golf course. (The golf course is unspoken, since both Clemson and UGA fans are by law never further than one mile from one at any time.)

BEWRECKED. Meanwhile, Georgia Tech fans are starting to wonder why they even care about a team coached by a crazy person.

SOMEONE'S ALWAYS ALMOST AS DOOMED AS YOU ARE. Doug's manic-depressive preview is the usual triumph, even if we know Georgia's going to get ground into uninspected dog meat by Gus Malzahn's latitudinally inclined wishbone attack this week.

ETC: Well, someone in the symphony has to play the giant troll-killing hammer part in this piece. We don't know how any of them were even talked into this but we're pretty sure Miss Canada's outfit was put together by a bunch of very drunk people. Even raccoons are going paleo, bruh. Dawwww, someone drink with Florida Man, please. WILLIE. WILLIE. PLEASE CONSIDER A DIFFERENT FORM OF SHORT.