How in everything holy did Mike Stoops get eight years at Arizona? Was he stealing every newspaper delivered to the Athletic Department? Dude lost to New Mexico.
Whatever winning a Las Vegas Bowl is worth (hint: not much), I'm pretty sure losing to New Mexico easily cancels it out. Mike Stoops is why you shouldn't loan money to relatives. Mike Stoops has probably shoplifted from a Goodwill just because a cashier "gave him a shitty attitude." Mike Stoops NEVER brings enough beer for everyone. He brings a six pack with three bottles already gone and then complains about your guest bathroom. Mike Stoops looks like a Muppet with alopecia.
This is your third open thread, which, unlike Mike Stoops, didn't lose to New Mexico. What an asshole.