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Streeter Lecka

Look at this asshole. Other than his one really good season at Miami, he's never had a team finish in the top 10, and the only reason he managed a single bowl win at North Carolina was because the football fates liked seeing Derek Dooley lose in increasingly unjust ways. Butch Davis is the name people throw out when a vacancy comes open and they're too lazy to do more than two minutes of research. Butch Davis is not even Dollar Store Jimmy Johnson - he's Marked Down For Final Clearance At Walgreens Jimmy Johnson. Butch Davis is the reason Greg Schiano is a head coach.

Don't hire Butch Davis unless you want your program to get investigated for offering course credit to players who find all the warp whistles in Super Mario 3.

This is your second open thread, where we're guessing Iowa lost.