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The story of Week 9, as told through the thumbs of a nation.
"Now let's go around the table and say what we're all thankful for." "Health." "Family." "Illegal sports streams."
— netw3rk (@netw3rk) October 26, 2013
if i was nick saban’s wife i’d ‘house hunt’ all over the country on a pretty regular basis just to mess with everyone
— martin rickman (@martinrickman) October 23, 2013
or maybe saban’s wife is actually going to coach texas why aren’t we assuming that
— martin rickman (@martinrickman) October 23, 2013
The whole crowd at rocky horror just yelled roll tide. I think it could be the most men in women's undies yelling roll tide ever.
— Bo Hicks (@bohicks) October 26, 2013
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 26, 2013
Sorry for the break in tweeting but @ESPN_ReceDavis just drag raced some1 down the streets of Starkville in a rented impala & won
— David Pollack (@davidpollack47) October 24, 2013
#SchianoMan RT @TomLuicci: Rutgers QB Gary Nova has two interceptions today, 35 for his career. He has started 25 games.
— GriMISERY (@loljocks_grimey) October 26, 2013
@BurritoBrosShit dude Mormons get married act like 18. A bowl bid in October is living on the edge
— Eric D (@ericj_d) October 26, 2013
Biggest insult Oregon could give #gamedaysigns pic.twitter.com/hc5LJwtUvX
— Kmarko (@Kmarkobarstool) October 26, 2013
i’d be damned if i woke up at 5 am to sit outside and watch a tv show.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 26, 2013
i can’t lie, though. all this oregon stuff has me ready to hit up niketown after breakfast. i gotta get this in check.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 26, 2013
@edsbs @bubbaprog no DUIs are why Gary Pinkel takes a heli to recruiting visits. Puddles doesn't steer because duck can't drive motorcycles
— Evan Lawson (@BoochieLove) October 26, 2013
@ramzy "Your great-grandfather brandished this bayonet at a Michigan fan in 1927."
— Michael (@BravesAndBirds) October 26, 2013
ACC wheel of destiny spinning at Miami. On 67th anniv of pat sajak's birth and wake takes the lead on a wheel route. Coincidence? No
— Rece Davis (@ESPN_ReceDavis) October 26, 2013
Miami has the best fan tank top game in college football. Do not argue me.
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 26, 2013
A happenin' is afoot RT @akulawolf: Great decision, great call, Wake Forest. Might have a doin's a'transpirin' here
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 26, 2013
ACTUALLY, YOUR DADDY'S DUKE TEAM MIGHT HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD.
— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) October 26, 2013
Nick Aliotti is really miffed at this Vanderbilt comeback.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 26, 2013
Ooooh don't hurt 'em, Cutcliffe!
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 26, 2013
Nick Saban's hand gesture game is straight out of a malfunctioning Hall of Presidents robot's programming
— SPECTER HELL (@edsbs) October 26, 2013
"Pig and Ha Ha are cousins."
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 26, 2013
Western Michigan wins in Tuscaloosa! pic.twitter.com/a0vYtsHQ83
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) October 26, 2013
Crazy scene at TCU. Police throwing lightning bolts. RT @FollowtheFrogs Students being told to leave the stands b/c of lightning by police.
— Travis Haney (@TravHaneyESPN) October 27, 2013
UPDATE: RANCH DRESSING ON CHILI IS NOT GOOD.
— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) October 27, 2013
Mizzou scores easily on their first drive, and now South Carolina has to answer. Light em Mauk Mauk Mauk light em Mauk Mauk Mauk
— SB Nation (@sbnation) October 27, 2013
Cardale Jones didn’t come to play school. He came TO DANCE pic.twitter.com/H5gtfrwBmU
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) October 27, 2013
I respect state history, so I love that Missouri dresses its dance team with Branson in mind.
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 26, 2013
Not often you get to say the words "dangerous screen," but Mizzou just provided the opportunity.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 27, 2013
If Baylor makes it to 1,000 yards in this game, we start calling that "Bayloring," right?
— Grave-Dug (@CaptainAnnoying) October 27, 2013
Not ham yet, but at least a nice pinot with some cherry notes in Corvallis right now.
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 27, 2013
oh no i think oregon's dead they're just layiGRENADE
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 26, 2013
"naw, we're on bourbon street. Come find us." This dude on a Tuscaloosa street corner has found himself a NOLA of the mind.
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) October 27, 2013
#larryscottdystopia RT @JeffGeorge: nobody ever said the future would be fun
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 27, 2013
PLAYERS BALL: pic.twitter.com/DF1LtNfQHN
— SPECTER HELL (@edsbs) October 27, 2013