NATIONAL REAL ESTATE CHAMPIONSHIP

NICK SABAN HAS A HOUSE
HIS WIFE LIVES IN IT
THERE ARE ALSO HOUSES IN TEXAS
DO COACHES LIVE THERE
WE INVESTIGATE

4601 SOUTH PADRE ISLAND DRIVE

FEATURES INCLUDE
- BATHROOM
- OTHER BATHROOM
- SINK YOU CAN USE AS BATHROOM
- WALK IN FRIDGE/RECRUIT COLD STORAGE
- CHICLET MACHINE
- GREASE TRAP/POMADE RESERVOIR
- WIRING ALMOST TOTALLY GROUNDED
- BOOTH MADE OF TORTILLAS (AS IS)
- POPCORN CEILING TO REMIND RECRUITS OF A YOUTH SPENT IN CRAPPY HOUSING
- CRUIS'N USA
- BIG BUCK HUNTER (HIS NAME IS OLIVER)
- NO BEDROOMS BECAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE HAPPY SETTLING FOR THE OUTBACK BOWL
- SCALE NEXT TO GUAC STATION FOR IRONY'S SAKE
- ZONED FOR ADULT FILM SHOOTING
- NOT THE BUILDING THAT WAS USED AS THE TEMPORARY LAREDO MORGUE FROM 1994 TO 1995
- DEFINITELY NOT THAT BUILDING

ASKING $34,00 ALL OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED INCLUDING INTERESTING TRADES