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The story of Week 8, as told through the thumbs of a nation.
Haha just fooled this nice family pic.twitter.com/HoWWQDIAP9
— Clinton Portis (@TheRealC_Portis) October 17, 2013
"Well, what do you expect from Mountain Dew fans? They're all thugs." I took a sip from my Sunkist. "The Sunkist Way is about honor and resp
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 18, 2013
Al Golden is terrible at wearing a tie.
— Scary Rick (@RickMuscles) October 18, 2013
@edsbs shut up Dave it is too a heffalump
— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) October 18, 2013
Also acceptable: "Seantrel" as a statistic for bizarre red zone failure, as in "We were moving the ball, we just had too many Seantrels."
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 18, 2013
Fellow pizza school Michigan would punt here
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 19, 2013
Michael Dyer now knows what coming back from 24 down & winning AND giving up a 24 point lead & losing feels like.
— Josh (@JoshuaBBlack) October 19, 2013
LSU Wal-Mart tailgating is ninja. All the essentials steps away: cold beer, extra sausage, Desert Eagle .50 cal handguns, ammo, bleach.
— Wright Thompson (@wrightthompson) October 18, 2013
2000: 40-ish male hit in the face with a can of Southpaw by a 19-year-old girl after yelling "Gerry caint even beat UAB!" #OMLSUmemories
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 18, 2013
There are Iowa fans at Bob Evans on Olentangy conspicuously judging the biscuits & sausage gravy like it's a wine tasting.
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) October 19, 2013
College commercials have basically become propaganda shorts for Big Microscope.
— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) October 20, 2013
YOU HAVE A STAINED GLASS WINDOW OF BOBBY BOWDEN SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER
— ︻╦╤─ CHILI ─╤╦︻ (@DannyFordIsGod) October 17, 2013
College commercials have basically become propaganda shorts for Big Microscope.
— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) October 20, 2013
@celebrityhottub @itsjaniec "ironically, I am here to inoculate our culture against our in-state rivals"
— Undea-Denny (@dennymayo) October 18, 2013
NOT SO FAST, BROKEN FLOWERS
— Grimly (@loljocks_grimey) October 19, 2013
141 years of men rolling around on a patch of grass one of them wearing a piggly wiggly shirt the other dressed like a seminole
— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 19, 2013
Spurrier: "Will be the 14th time I've coached in Neyland Stadium. ... I've coached there more than some of their head coaches."
— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) October 17, 2013
You've got to put the SEC in separate fish tanks or they'll eat each other.
— Shutdown Fullback (@ShutdwnFullback) October 19, 2013
Hatin' Ass Clowney.
— Michael (@BravesAndBirds) October 19, 2013
Looks like @Antonio_Tiny74 is having pancakes for lunch pic.twitter.com/o8gvAOXxZM
— Vol Photos (@Vol_Photos) October 19, 2013
Florida has the only offensive design in the country that treats direction as a random variable.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 19, 2013
Solomon Patton is a virtuoso playing in a fucking jug band.
— SPECTER HELL (@edsbs) October 19, 2013
This Dawgs defense gets worse every week. Not injury worse, just doing things badly, worse.
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 19, 2013
Gary Pinkel's proofing some SEC East rings on the Jostens website tonight!
— Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) October 19, 2013
In this case, they may beat you, too. RT @FalseForty: @MattRHinton Tennessee may not beat you but they will ruin your season. #injuries
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 19, 2013
Northwestern football is like the mini bar scene in Flight; right when you think things have changed, an excruciating regression to the mean
— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) October 19, 2013
Connor Shaw looked back and saw two sets of footprints because Clowney refused to carry him
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 19, 2013
Vanderbilt finally bags one of the SEC East's Big Three.... in a year when Missouri has a two-game lead over everyone else. #SPORTS
— Matt Zemek (@MattZemek_CFN) October 19, 2013
"@stevemegargee: #SouthCarolina FS Kadetrix Marcus ejected for targeting penalty on Pig Howard. Now up for review." Kadetrix-on-Pig crime
— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) October 19, 2013
Will the last healthy, unejected player in the SEC East please turn out the lights?
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 19, 2013
#CHELFONTHESHELF comes in and throws an immediate armpunt interception.
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) October 19, 2013
PALARDY IN THE USA
— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) October 19, 2013
Vols shock South Carolina on the third Saturday in October: http://t.co/NEvpyCvQwr Next up: The Third Saturday In October.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 19, 2013
Wait, MSU-Purdue is already over? That's god damn courteous of them.
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) October 19, 2013
Verne Lundquit's 'yes' should be in the Smithsonian.
— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) October 19, 2013
@JasonKirkSBN He seems to be using his golf voice today.
— Michael (@BravesAndBirds) October 19, 2013
The singular joy of watching Manziel play just obliterates the offseason noise. Gutting it out today
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) October 19, 2013
Stat you do not expect to read: Ohio State's win snapped a three-game Iowa winning streak against top-five opponents.
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) October 19, 2013
Wouldn't be surprised to see Manziel's arm fall off then regenerate itself like a lizard's tail.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 19, 2013
I'll tell you what, Stanford seems to just not have good barbershops locally. These dudes' edges are not very fresh.
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 19, 2013
@DesmondHoward Not going to come down on you for missing the AU pick. But I am for this, pocket squares should always be made of linen sir.
— Josh (@JoshuaBBlack) October 20, 2013
there’s a guy named dabo out there, and a guy named jimbo. they’re both millionaires. #thesouth
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 20, 2013
I dont! We go on a trip togetherRT @CCDucote: @TCUCoachP why do you hate @CoachArtBriles so much?!?! #BAM
— Gary Patterson (@TCUCoachP) October 18, 2013
gender-inclusive Insane Clown Posse graffiti on the Clemson shuttle y'all pic.twitter.com/zcUayBvvlG
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) October 19, 2013
Arizona State is west coast Georgia Tech -- every time they seem one thing, they're suddenly not. Have fun in the Sun Bowl, you two.
— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) October 19, 2013
So do chainsaws. "@ACCSports: Speed kills"
— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) October 20, 2013
clemson should be able to hide from this loss because literally nobody in the world can point to clemson on a map
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 20, 2013
i don’t understand how this is something to brag about. RT @MrFuriousStylez: Nobody does the "Jump Around" like Wisconsin.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 20, 2013
It’s time to put "It’s time to put ‘Clemsoning’ to bed" to bed.
— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) October 19, 2013
Maybe Malzahn is a good enough coach that the Iron Bowl wasn't won 3 years ago on signing day.
— Scary Rick (@RickMuscles) October 20, 2013
I HATE WILL MUSCHAMP FOOTBALL. IT IS GUTLESS UNREFORMED CROMAG BALL AND I HATE IT. FIRE EVERYONE. SALT THE EARTH. DEATH. CROWS.
— SPECTER HELL (@edsbs) October 19, 2013
CURRENT MOOD pic.twitter.com/75nAWZJixK
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) October 19, 2013
Then Jameis Winston revealed his coup de grâce: a puka shell necklace made of the missing pieces of Howard's Rock. WWE logo. Fade to black.
— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) October 18, 2013
Zona > Utah > Stan. > ASU > Wisc. > N'western > Cuse > Tulane > North Texas > Ball State > UVA > BYU > Texas > OU > ND > USC > Zona. NIGHT!
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 20, 2013
Hard morning pic.twitter.com/CJGTjapQ2P
— Ron Zook (@RonZook) October 19, 2013
Meet our new pigeon friend. He likes to block our remote camera to get a good view of practice. His name is Timothy. pic.twitter.com/fukK0gM6ux
— Oregon Video (@QuackVideo) October 22, 2013