The story of Week 7, as told through the thumbs of a nation.
Boots, meet ground. MT @martinrickman: if you were wondering the concourse at papa john's cardinal stadium does in fact smell like pizza
— Tom Mantzouranis (@themantz) October 10, 2013
I have seen a Rutgers fan in New York. He is real and very close to my person. Please advise how to proceed.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 10, 2013
i'm astounded by Gary Nova's ability to be a person younger than me named Gary
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 11, 2013
Bangin' "Push It" on your PA is worth at least 10 strength of schedule points, I think
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 11, 2013
Just a friendly reminder that Garrett Gilbert threw for 7 TDs against Rutgers five days ago.
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 11, 2013
As always I'm reminded that the only reason I'm not a world class athlete is because I'm an atheist.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) October 12, 2013
I'm in Cincinnati, OH and I just got a Roll Tide from a stranger. Add Ohio to the list of states where I've told a Tide fan to go to hell
— Josh (@JoshuaBBlack) October 12, 2013
The Wazzou flag not only got a police escort but arrived in a limo. Only on GameDay.
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) October 12, 2013
Pump your own gas is simple, effective pic.twitter.com/Jn1wNuTPVC
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) October 12, 2013
Harry the Husky is actually a Labradoodle #BeatUW
— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) October 9, 2013
Controlling my anxiety before watching an Al Borges offense. #OldManTweets pic.twitter.com/aATNsAxIop
— Michael (@BravesAndBirds) October 12, 2013
BREAKING: Reports that Jadeveon Clowney ordered silver dollar pancakes when rest of team had french toast. #Draft #News #Benghazi
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 12, 2013
When I cleaned my plate of chicken fingers, I found Shadow Les Miles. I had the chest to eat all my lunch. pic.twitter.com/oaan7MMhL3
— Travis Haney (@TravHaneyESPN) October 11, 2013
I hope they turn Texas into a crater today. Not from any real sense of maliciousness, I just want to see how high the fire can get.
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) October 12, 2013
#HookEm #HookSomething #HookAnything #JustTryYourHardest #JustHaveFunOutThere #ItCouldBeWorse #Probably
— Lana Berry (@Lana) October 12, 2013
Oklahoma’s offense looks like the awful b-sides that never made Noel Mazzone’s inconsistent Arizona State album.
— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) October 12, 2013
Just embrace your fan stereotypes dammit. As an Arkansas fan, I'm willing to FOIA the shit out of you until I prove it anyway.
— Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) October 11, 2013
I assume there is a McCoy III, or there's at least a breeder in Central Texas that has a litter ready.
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 12, 2013
He's fine. If they go undefeated, they may also win the SEC East. RT @BDohertyCFB: Dabo not too happy
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 12, 2013
Mack Brown recruited Chris Whaley as a running back who would grow into a defensive tackle that could play defensive back.
— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) October 12, 2013
Overheard in tailgate "A&M is just like Miss St with a bigger credit line. And they are all wearin class rings. Lotta man gold" haha
— Chris Vernon (@ChrisVernonShow) October 12, 2013
"Several men simulating the snap" = "Y'all fucked up at once"
— IAmSPOOKY (@IAmSpilly) October 12, 2013
if that missouri linebacker is fat then we're going to give a lot of men serious image problems
— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 12, 2013
Case McCoy's potential play outcomes are determined via a suicide pool. Only thing left today is "botched spike" and "90 yard screen pass"
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 12, 2013
Look, I came for the sad Texas fans and I'm not leaving until I get GIFs of sad Texas fans. Figure it out, OU
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) October 12, 2013
man. y'all thought bob stoops had feelings before. we are in for a hot time in the old town tonight. #fire #fire #feelingsfire
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) October 12, 2013
Spurrier: "I do feel badly for Arkansas. That’s no fun getting your butt beat at home, homecoming and all that."
— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) October 12, 2013
AARON MURRAY CAN’T WIN THE MEDIUM SIZED GAME.
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) October 12, 2013
Hey Oklahoma: pic.twitter.com/sosBQJM57u
— Thujone Von Thujone (@PrevailandRide) October 12, 2013
.@oklahoma please stay for the fair. the funnel cakes will make you feel better. medicate your sorrows with funnel cake.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 12, 2013
I've spent the last few minutes watching Purdue. My professional opinion is that you should never do this.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 12, 2013
Mark Richt does Ford truck ads. Uga IX does Chevy truck ads. This conflict is clearly creating a distraction for the team.
— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) October 12, 2013
If you watch the All-22 stream of Florida on offense, it is clear Brent Pease used the Battle of the Somme as inspiration for this offense.
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) October 12, 2013
We'll use the backyard for fescue sliding. The sideyard for bermuda sliding. Give me hundreds of dollars, I'll get your slide right.
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 12, 2013
Always wondered: is LSU's field paint implying there is a huge tiger face UNDER the field or that it used to be on top and has wiped away?
— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) October 12, 2013
The guy he's playing (standing next to me) is holding a baby. pic.twitter.com/EotBestHm6
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) October 12, 2013
Now feels like the right time to remind folks that Clemson fans downvoted our definition of Clemsoning... http://t.co/8qRBZia5sM
— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) October 12, 2013
Be afraid. Bill Snyder has a month's worth of wizardry saved up. Can't believe I didn't realize that ahead of time.
— Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) October 12, 2013
Kirk Ferentz's wife sews "PUNT" into the tag in all of his undershirts and underwear
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) October 11, 2013
"Trucked" isn't sufficient to describe what Andre Williams just did to Clemson. Tugboated, maybe
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 12, 2013
@HollyAnderson If it's holding still, it could be locking onto a target. Stay safe.
— Chris Frank (@ChrisFrankVA) October 12, 2013
lache’s got pink rubber bands on his braids? baylor stays with a star with ill-advised braid decisions.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 12, 2013
Bralon Addison broke 4 Washington tackles at once, and they all piled up like cartoon bad guys
— Chip Patterson (@Chip_Patterson) October 12, 2013
Washington people really, really hate Oregon people. It's not nice. They're almost like Eagles fans, but with name-brand clothing.
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) October 12, 2013
Ole Miss, you're overdressed.
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) October 13, 2013
THEY BROKE TAYLOR LEWAN. THIS GAME SUCKS.
— rebkah howard (@pink_funk) October 12, 2013
Vaught Hemingway smells like Cinnamon Buns this year. It's like being at an airport where i can yell swears at referees.
— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) October 13, 2013
Is it just martial law in those dark sections of Beaver Stadium, or what?
— Tom McGrath (@TCMcG) October 13, 2013
Michigan's kicker definitely looks like the kind of guy who would bring a typewriter to a coffeehouse. #hipsterkicker
— SI_DougFarrar (@SI_DougFarrar) October 13, 2013
[gardner tries to hand the ball off] [ball hatches a bird] [bird flies through the uprights] [michigan is awarded 3 points and the game]
— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 13, 2013
Hugh Freeze is conjuring up plays like broke-ass Gandalf.
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) October 13, 2013
Michigan misses the 52-yard potential game-winner short, and we're headed to overtime in Happy Valley. No more punting opportunities.
— SB Nation (@sbnation) October 13, 2013
Joe Tess on UM-PSU: "Texas A&M & Ole Miss is on ESPNEWS. If you have a heart & a pulse stay right here"
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) October 13, 2013
Dr. Bo says time ain't like blood. You can't get more time, unlike blood, which you can buy at the slaughterhouse and label "FOR PEOPLE."
— edsbs (@edsbs) October 13, 2013
YOU'RE FORGETTING UVA BEAT BYU. RT @edsbs: Makes sense to me. RT @BlockU: So, Utah > BYU > Texas > Oklahoma!
— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) October 12, 2013
State media hails dear HC O’Brien RT @audsnyder4: Fans at the Bill O'Brien radio show tonight instructed not to ask anything about Indiana.
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) October 11, 2013
Man, I can't wait to hear Urban Meyer lobby for his team over a 1 loss SEC team. #ShoeOnTheOtherFoot
— Gator Content from (@OurTwoBits) October 11, 2013
I should've known better. @JManziel2 & @Drake haven't invited me into #regime pic.twitter.com/FnNuGxaz7z
— Rece Davis (@ESPN_ReceDavis) October 13, 2013
Man, when the wheels come off at Wazzu, they all four come off at once and roll in four different directions. #osuvswsu
— Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) October 13, 2013
In 3 years, Lane Kiffin will turn up as the leader of a militant Men's Rights Group.
— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) October 11, 2013
Come on, Gators. We're not letting goddamn Missouri win the SEC East.
— Grimly (@loljocks_grimey) October 12, 2013
EVENTUALLY THE CIRCLE OF SHIT CATCHES UP TO EVERYONE SO FUCKING REVEL WHILE THE STORMS BREWS OUTSIDE YOUR TEMPORARY ORBIT
— Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) October 12, 2013
"Coach Leach, did you see the pumpkin drop?" "Well, ya see--" [8 hours later] "…and that's how the Inca got fresh fish in the Andes."
— edsbs (@edsbs) October 13, 2013