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OPEN THREAD, LATE SHIFT

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WHAT HAS HAPPENED

George Frey

Mack Brown. Gary Pinkel. Whoever the hell coaches UMass. BOB. Kyle Whittingham.

They all won today, because you don't know anything and you should stop pretending that you do. (This especially applies to us, because we would have bet you a sizable amount of currency that Stanford was going to win. Don't gamble, children, as you'll find just regular life punishes you for your poor judgment enough as it is.) Assume chaos will result and you will never be surprised.

This is your late open thread. Oh, we still have Oregon State-Washington State to watch. I'm sure that won't get weird in the slightest.

(penguin rides by on motorcycle, shooting AK-47 in air wildly)

Nope. Not weird at all.