Contrition and self-criticism is an ill-fitting mantle for Lane Kiffin, loose in all the wrong places and too tight in all the others. It's impossible to tell if he ACTUALLY thinks he did anything poorly at USC, because this is what happens when you build a reputation as a bullshitmonger. Is this the first step in an image rehabilitation designed to get him back in a coaching gig? Does Kiffin want to try his hand as a TV guy? There are no clear answers to these questions, but one thing is certain: Lane Kiffin's mom did a super good job brushing his hair this morning.
This is your first open thread. You don't work for Lane Kiffin, so life can't be that bad.