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THIS IS THE OREGON STATE FOOTBALL GAMEPLAN

THE PLAN IS MURDER START RUNNING NOW KIDS

Scott Olmos-USA TODAY Sports

HERE IS THE OREGON STATE PLAN

WE'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE

YOU BRING YOU

WE'LL BRING A CHAINSAW AND A SIX FOOT TWO HUNDRED FIFTY POUND MAN

HE'LL CHASE YOU AND YOU WON'T LIKE IT

THE REST IS UP TO YOU

DID WE MENTION MIKE RILEY IS THE NICEST MAN IN FOOTBALL

IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES DUDE