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By now you've likely seen the basketball trick shot video above perpetrated by artists of said medium, Dude Perfect, along with Texas A&M Heisman winner Johnny Manziel. It's fairly amazing, as these sort of trick shot videos tend to be. However, don't be distracted by all of the feats of trickeration to fail to appreciate the ample quantities of BRO stuff that is going on in this video. This thing is filled with public displays of BROing on a massive scale. In fact, there's so much BROing out here, it may be hard for you, the viewing audience, to fully wrap your minds around it. To assist, and properly understand all that's BROing down here, at Spencer's request, I've taken the time to take a full on BRO by BRO accounting of the video thusly:
:17 Matching shirts promoting your own BRO brand. Darren Rovell would give you dap for that, BRO
Tall BRO +1, AND1 shorts BRO +1, Sweatpants BRO +1
:22 Unexpected cameo (known, for purposes of this video as a "BROmeo")
JFF +1
:39 Dressed head to BRO in Aggie gear
Beard BRO +1
:44 BRO 5
JFF +1, Beard BRO +1
:51 BRO 5
JFF +1, Beard BRO +1
:56 BRO dunk/BRO jump bump
Sweatpants BRO +1, Tall BRO +1, Random BRO+1
:58 Superman CeleBROtion while wearing sweatbands unironically
Tall BRO +1
1:10 Epic slo-BRO for video effect
JFF +1, Beard BRO +1
1:17 Superman CeleBROtion
JFF +1
1:25 Superman CeleBROtion
Beard BRO +1
1:32 BRO jump bump
JFF +1, Beard BRO +1,
1:34 Synchronized karate fist pump
JFF +1, Beard BRO +1,
1:40 Superman CeleBROtion
JFF +1
1:44 Show BROating. Typically that's poor form to show up another BRO in victory, but since it's Johnny Football, we'll let it slide.
JFF +1
1:59 BRO 5/BRO hug combo
JFF +2, Beard BRO +2
2:01 Finger goggle BRO thingy
JFF +1
2:02 BRO 5
JFF +1. Beard BRO +1
2:32 Fist pump at another BRO's success
Tall BRO +1
2:34 Karate fist pump
JFF +1
2:40 BRO 5/BRO hug combo
JFF +2, Beard BRO +2
2:44 BRO jump bump
Tall BRO +1, JFF +1
3:08 Excessive celeBROtion. It's just an extra point, BRO.
Beard BRO +1
3:10 Karate fist pump
JFF +1
3:11 BRO fist bump
JFF +1, Beard BRO +1
3:12 Fist pump at another BRO's success
Tall BRO +1
3:18 Karate fist pump/Finger goggle BRO thingy/fist bump exBROsion
JFF +3
3:24 BRO jump bump
Tall BRO +1, Random BRO +1
3:25 BRO muggin' for the camera/Superman celeBROtion combo
Tall BRO +1, Random BRO +1
3:27 Superman CeleBROtion
Sweatpants BRO +1
3:33 BRO fist bump to camera/BRO head bump to camera
Beard BRO +1, JFF +1
3:43 I'm totally dressed in a panda suit, BRO!
Panda BRO +1
3:53 Jumping karate fist pump
Beard BRO +1
3:56 Superman CeleBROtion
Beard BRO +1
3:58 Heisman with a BRO bump jump in the background
Panda BRO +1, Beard BRO +1, Sweatpants BRO +1
4:12 Acknowledging another BRO
Cameraman BRO +1
4:28 BRO mosh pit (so much BROing going on it's hard to keep track, so 10 points for all across the board)
JFF +10, Beard BRO +10, Tall Bro +10, Hipster BRO +10, Random BRO +10
4:33 Superman CeleBROtion
Tall BRO +1
4:36 Tandem Superman CeleBROtion
JFF +1, Random BRO +1
4:45 Making that shot
JFF +ALL OF THE BRO POINTS
FINAL BRO SCORE:
JFF: ALL OF THE BRO POINTS
Beard BRO: 28 BRO points
Tall BRO: 20 BRO points
Random BRO: 14 BRO points
Sweatpants BRO: 4 BRO points
Hipster BRO: 10 BRO points
Panda BRO: 2 BRO points
And1 Shorts BRO: 1 BRO point
Cameraman BRO: 1 BRO point
So there you have it. The tally is in and it should come as no surprise, that even among other BROs of substantial BROness, Johnny Football stands alone as the one BRO King to rule them all. All hail with respect and dap exBROsions.