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SOMEONE'S LEAVING TONIGHT FOR THE PROS. WAGER ACCORDINGLY

Wesley Hitt

We'll start the betting. Conditions: cannot be a BCS head coach, so the difficulty's doubled.

  • Tim Beckman leaving to become a DBs coach in the NFL. Because Illinois. Oh, Illinois is a BCS school, you say. Really? How much do you believe that sentence. Say it again honestly. Examine your feelings.
  • Bobby Petrino to the Alouettes.
  • Bobby Petrino to the Cowboys OC position.
  • Bobby Petrino to something
  • Carl Pelini for Philadelphia DC
  • Robb Akey for California Penal DAMMIT WE KNOW HE GOT FIRED THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR
  • Chuck Amato leaving Chuck Amato State for THE SHIELD. (Chuck Amato State is an accredited institution per the Chuck Amato Board of Pectoral Accreditation.)
  • Chris Petersen for Secretary of Defense.
  • Tony Levine to somewhere. Because he wants to complete the circle of firing both his offensive and defensive coordinator in a season by firing himself.

Wager in the comments below. Winner receives a copy of Far Cry 4: Harbaugh Island edition. It's currently unrated and in beta, but is intense and contains the innovative "Asshole finding knuckle" feature that will revolutionize first person shooters.