THE STATE OF THE BUSINESS CARD GAME

Yes, Vanderbilt football continues to be associated with interesting and kind of awesome things. While that's troubling on a few levels, let's not forget that other coaches have been doing this just as long as James Franklin, and with as much, if not more panache. Custom business cards? You don't even know what kind of pissing contest you're getting into here.

With the aid of noted subpoena enthusiast Robert Big Wheel, we've secured a dozen other distinctive cards from some of college football's heavy hitters.

DANA HOLGORSEN

STEVE SPURRIER

AL GOLDEN

TOMMY TUBERVILLE

MACK BROWN

RANDY EDSALL

KEVIN SUMLIN

(Yup, that's your mom's room.)

LANE KIFFIN

NICK SABAN

DABO SWINNEY

KLIFF KINGSBURY

CHIP KELLY