Party's at the Hate Barn, but Saturday's tour of Agriculturama and its member schools kicks off with the immortal Auburn/Mississippi State matchup. Should we be so lucky, we will somehow come close to the perfection of 3-2. Also up: Penn State/UVA, ECU at South Carolina, and Maryland versus Temple with RON MOTHERFUCKIN' CHERRY on the call. Five hour game that ends 4-2 with all safeties? In one of these games, this is exactly what you're getting. Lucky, lucky you.