This is the new site. It's currently hungover and trying desperately to button its shirt with its fumbling fingers refusing the orders of a poisoned, malign brain stem, but it's sort of here and coming along. The Index will be up in a bit as soon as we get the poor thing some coffee and eggs.
THIS IS JUST A GIANT PICTURE OF THE FUTURE
Just a picture of Howard Schnellenberger. But what else would you need, really? Eggs? FINE. We'll make you some eggs. This is the last time we do Hot Damn! shots.