PAT RULES EVERY EASTERN NATION
GET THE RUPEES
DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALLLLLLL
FACT: Pat Summitt means more business than the combined GDPs of Switzerland, Argentina, and Ghana.
FACT: Pat Summitt is America's most effective steel tariff.
FACT: The Chinese will be moving the yuan away from the dollar and pegging it to the Pat Summitt Glare, the most stable currency in the world.
FACT: You want to learn how to stack paper like Miss Pat? Start with the Rootability basics and maybe she'll move you to the low rises.
FACT: This is your morning open thread. Don't start no Summitt, won't be no Summitt.