SHUTDOWN FULLBACK IS GERMAN THIS WEEK. Very bad German, mind you, yelled entirely in honor of Florida State's defensive lineman/terrordrone Bjoern Werner, who turns the Situation BOOM into a German art film this week. You last saw Bjoern Werner running the other way with Tajh Boyd's most hilarious pass ever, but it is worth noting Werner is second in the nation in sacks. Four of those came against Murray State, but shhh, he's terrifying anyway because his name is Bjoern and he is huge and angry. We also call a reader a very naughty word! Enjoy!
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