It's six o'clock Eastern, and if you live in the Southeastern U.S., you know that this is the hour at which a battle capable of tearing this site to pieces begins. This is a game which will strain the bonds of friendship and professionalism. Insults will be hurled and old wounds reopened. It's easy to say now that all will be forgiven no matter what, but who can say how long the grudge inevitably coming out of this game will last?
SOUTH ALABAMA. NORTH CAROLINA STATE. JAGUARS. TOM O'BRIEN WHO IS ALSO A JAGUAR. THERE WILL BE BLOOD. AND MAYBE MILK AFTER THE GAME FOR THE WINNER. BUT NOT CHOCOLATE BECAUSE THAT IS AN EXTRAVAGANCE.
This is your evening thread and no, we aren't aware of any other relevant games kicking off around now. Please go away and leave us to eat this ice cream by ourselves.