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EDSBSGPS: WHERE T'INTERNET AT, WEEK 3

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When the Internet ends, we're all reborn as footbaw watching sprites in a digital urn.

ORSON (ATL)

Early shift is VT/Pitt (#powerofchryst), Wake Forest at Florida State (#jimbofisherschinatown), Alabama at Arkansas (#hotpisstakes), UNC at Louisville (#LarryFedoraNeurosurgery) Virginia Tech at Georgia Tech (#Grohverture), Texas at Ole Miss (#RickMusclesSquatOrgy) and BYU at Utah (#holywarregrets) Oh, and Florida/Tennessee (#pain). Hashtag (#hashtag).

HOLLY (ATL)

Watching UF-UT w/ Swindle for actually the first time in history. Bitter recriminations and many bro punches to follow. Also: Louisiana-Oklahoma State, Arkansas State-Nebraska, FIU-UCF, USC-Stanford, Notre Dame-MichState, Utah State-Wisconsin, Houston-UCLA and the Hawaii nightcap.

LUKE (WASHINGTON D.C.)

Washington State at UNLV ($$$), California at Ohio State (!), Alabama at Arkansas (Pray for Jerkwheatery), Florida at Tennessee, Arizona State at Missouri, Notre Dame at Michigan State, Texas at Ole Miss, BYU at Utah, Houston at UCLA, and an illegal stream of Lamar at Hawaii. FAST LIVIN', PLAYBOY.

RUN HOME JACK (LOLSTERDAM, PARTS UNKNOWN)

I decided to go to the Funky Town one day to meet Run Home Jack for dinner. While dining on a delicious meal of grilled Volunteer in Blue and Orange sauce. My friend was telling about a story of her new job as a Freewheelin' porcupineologist. After a nice dinner, we decided to go to watch the new thriller: The Attack of the James Franco-ing monkeys. My friend was feeling sad while I was feeling Muschamp'd. After the movie, we decided to go home. We had a great time!

K5zd2_medium

So hot right now, Johnelle.

Let this be your weekend reminder, we're gonna build something this fall...unless of course you're an Arkansas fan. Woah boy.

Also, if you need to know which college football games are on your TeeVee this weekend, this is where you'll find out. Godspeed, EDSBSkateers.